I've been to many games in the last several years, but I've never heard this one...

Said in a southern woman's loud voice when encouraging her daughter to run faster. "Put some wheels on it!!"

What have you heard recently that made you smile and ask your friends, "did they really say that?"

I heard an academy player's parent yelling, "Be the bunny!!" as her daughter did a lot of cuts when being chased by a larger girl.

Offsides!!

During the DD's game this Saturday, a parent from the field behind us yelled, "Horse Feathers! That should be a yellow card....Horse Feathers!"

No idea what it was about, but it had the parent's on our field laughing. When we got in the car after the game, the DD asked me
if I heard "that guy" yelling horse feathers on the other field. Even she noticed it.

Woman to girl who was getting around everyone on the field: "Honey, you need to get your OWN ball"!

At U7 girls game, kept hearing the coach tell his players to "be the shark!"

Heard this one earlier this year... "RUN OR YOU'RE NOT GOING TO THE ZOO!"

Just an Observer wrote:At U7 girls game, kept hearing the coach tell his players to "be the shark!"

Has to be from the standard Sharks and Minnows games you would play with your teams during rec. ball.
But still, ridiculous. Just let them play.

People, especially kids, learn from their mistakes (some call this development), yet these parents are there to never let them make mistakes.
Sad.